Spiderwebs

Did you ever notice that when you walk into a spiderweb you suddenly become a ninja? I hate those darn spiderwebs. They get all in your face and you don't know where that darn spider is lurking. That creepy critter may just be in your hair by now. They just need to build them somewhere else,than outside the door right where you walk. What's the matter with them anyway? I guess they have never heard of "My Space"!